Stahli Labs used actual alien crystal skulls in the manufacture of these hoodies (it was hard to get that proper electrified blue glow to print correctly). An unfortunate side effect of this arcane usage is that unzipping the hoodie releases an energy blast not unlike that which occurs when an actual crystal skull is broken open. Um, not that we’d know, personally. Anyway, this energy blast might mutate people within its radius in all sorts of bizarro ways. Again, TOTALLY not something Stahli Labs personnel were unwittingly subjected to. Also, they run a bit small, so size up when ordering.
• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Unisex fit
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Side seamed
Size guide
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Chest to Fit (inches) |
31-34 |
34-37 |
38-41 |
42-45 |
46-49 |
50-53 |
| Chest (inches) |
14 ¾ |
16 ¼ |
18 ¼ |
20 ¼ |
22 ¼ |
24 ¼ |
| Length (inches) |
24 ⅞ |
25 ¾ |
26 ⅞ |
28 |
29 ⅛ |
30 ¼ |
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Chest to Fit (cm) |
79-86 |
86-94 |
97-104 |
107-114 |
117-124 |
127-135 |
| Chest (cm) |
37 |
41 |
46 |
51 |
57 |
62 |
| Length (cm) |
63 |
65 |
68 |
71 |
74 |
77 |
